You should have added "mounds of snow, skirts in the springtime after long winters, and shitloads of beer". That would really have made the equation complete.
Will Stab You in the Parking Lot After Our Team Loses (or Wins)
B-Rad Buffalo junky with no room in his black heart for basketball or college football. Also is the resident athlete and stud muffin. Specialty is football and hockey. Teams: Bills, Sabres, St. John Fisher Cardinals, Dodgers.
QB Eagles Has mastered the art of battery snowballs and being manic depressive about McNabb. Specialty is being bitter and knowing obscure athletes. Teams: Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers, Penn State.
Average at Best Resident minority with appropriately named favorite teams.Specialty is baseball, hating Bob Costas, and remembering obscure athlete names. Teams: Indians, Browns, Cavaliers, Michigan, Arsenal.
Rocky Top Resident half minority with no geographical loyalty to any one region. His dad was a D1 soccer player. The voice for European sports such as soccer and F1 racing. Teams: Tennessee, Bears, Braves, Pistons, Real Madrid.
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You should have added "mounds of snow, skirts in the springtime after long winters, and shitloads of beer". That would really have made the equation complete.
Otherwise, I agree completely.
That is an equation I could study for a lifetime.
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