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Showing posts with label All teams from Cleveland Suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label All teams from Cleveland Suck. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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Where we always miss The Show by one game.
One Game Out
Will Stab You in the Parking Lot After Our Team Loses (or Wins)
B-Rad
Buffalo junky with no room in his black heart for basketball or college football. Also is the resident athlete and stud muffin. Specialty is football and hockey. Teams: Bills, Sabres, St. John Fisher Cardinals, Dodgers.
QB Eagles
Has mastered the art of battery snowballs and being manic depressive about McNabb. Specialty is being bitter and knowing obscure athletes. Teams: Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers, Penn State.
Average at Best
Resident minority with appropriately named favorite teams. Specialty is baseball, hating Bob Costas, and remembering obscure athlete names. Teams: Indians, Browns, Cavaliers, Michigan, Arsenal.
Rocky Top
Resident half minority with no geographical loyalty to any one region. His dad was a D1 soccer player. The voice for European sports such as soccer and F1 racing. Teams: Tennessee, Bears, Braves, Pistons, Real Madrid.
Buffalo junky with no room in his black heart for basketball or college football. Also is the resident athlete and stud muffin. Specialty is football and hockey. Teams: Bills, Sabres, St. John Fisher Cardinals, Dodgers.
QB Eagles
Has mastered the art of battery snowballs and being manic depressive about McNabb. Specialty is being bitter and knowing obscure athletes. Teams: Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers, Penn State.
Average at Best
Resident minority with appropriately named favorite teams. Specialty is baseball, hating Bob Costas, and remembering obscure athlete names. Teams: Indians, Browns, Cavaliers, Michigan, Arsenal.
Rocky Top
Resident half minority with no geographical loyalty to any one region. His dad was a D1 soccer player. The voice for European sports such as soccer and F1 racing. Teams: Tennessee, Bears, Braves, Pistons, Real Madrid.