Monday, February 4, 2008

What the Fuck is Juice?!


Apparently, Eli Manning is fucking juice. After somehow engineering a winning drive where he threw about 2 tailor made-for-interception ducks and avoided a 20 yard sack on third down, he's definitely juice at this point. Thanks for making me look like a complete asshole Eli. Eh, nothing new.

Credit goes to the Giants defense which put Brady on his ass for about half the game. The only time they didn't was when the Pats decided, intelligently, to go into a no huddle. The Giants' defensive linemen were on the sidelines catching air and Tommy took one into the promised land. Too bad, they didn't do this until the 4th quarter. It was obvious that the Giants were going all out on every possession. I expected more cutthroat play calling from Belichick.

Anyway, thanks go out to the New York Giants for ensuring that Hell will have air conditioning by the time I arrive. Really appreciate that, guys.

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