Does anyone remember that commercial for Snickers where the quarterback gets absolutely decked and thinks he's Batman. Pure. Genius. Except for one thing. That guy was a bitch. John Kitna, however, is Batman.This guy got knocked of the game by the Vikings in the second quarter. But then, he came out of the cave at halftime to play the rest of the game. This guy made two ballsy runs during the Lions final possession to set up a game winning field goal.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Editor's Note:
In a startling revelation delivered to us by the Internet, it was actually God who intervened and cleared Jon Kitna to play at the end of last week's Detroit-Minnesota game. God was widely thought to have been a Patriots fan due to their consistent winning and Tom Brady's resume of babes, but it is now clear that he is a Lions fan. And for some reason he has scorn for the Vikings. I guess this also means that the Patriots dynasty is the result of a pact with Satan. Because the Bible says God can only be a fan of one NFL team. And because it is fashionable to bash the Pats nowadays.
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